It un-slumbered today, poised itself for descent. Poised itself to plunge and plunder, popping like finger to inner cheek circa nineteen eighty-four. Popping like forgotten doors pried suddenly open.

But first, discomfort. Of heart and back and leg. And blood even, sometimes.

All other complaints must wait.

It will rain itself dry, this, and a brumous, sifting-down light will fall in its wake and catch in a puddle obligated to eventually overfill.

We hog the darkness because we can—it is too disconcerting for those with compulsions to be seen.

Lack of illumination discourages lasso, net, or cage—but there’s always a ring, isn’t there?

And any parameter controlling the exits necessarily defines the battlefield.

So forget the salvation of daybreak. It’s not that kind of morning.

Feels like a long time now. Since I tried on this shirt. Even longer since I wore it. My hair or its it itches all the same. Barbed-wire, like. Sharp, like. A discourager of battlefields and rings, like.

So out to the slacken middle I go, outcomes held before me as I chart my return from a balance I could not out-run.

Too far out I went. Too far from either port for habit to restore me.

(Will the descent be soft and murmuring, everywhere evenly fallen?

Or will it drop like hail,

Noisy and jagged and bladed, drawing blood both for and against my will?)

No, that’s far too consistent for this go-round.

It will be messy, this one. El chihuahua. Mad with terror and excitement and the shivers. Mad with the wild swing between exiled and adored.

But only on the inside.

The outside remains marbled and steady. A Gobstopper to crack your teeth all the way to the chewy middle.

If you make the chewy middle.

It’s a lot of work, you know.

But there will be no hard resets today—what does the body know of hard resets anyhow?

It’s a question best endured from a kneeling position, from way down low where the comfort of hardwood and water any day beats the treachery of linen and wine.

Stragglers bang their hapless greetings time to time before circumnavigating left or right. But sometimes they bleed.

So back to the slacken middle I steer, back to where the bottom of the valley whispers “There’s only two ways out and everything else is excuses.”


So I pulled my wherewithal from that pocket and hid it in the words instead.

And tomorrow morning, or the morning after that or the morning after or the morning after that all will be silent again, bed-sheets restored to tautness across the framework.



72 Inches

Under the hood I ran, fevered from feet pressing on levers that soothed with their apparent malleability—what with the heart of them, the root of them, the mechanics of them only guessed at by those perceptive enough to have any guesses left at all.

     There are doubters, sure.  Those that believe that what you see is what you get. Bland folks, puny folks, folks who have failed to ever lift the lid of a piano to look underneath. Those with too little imagination or too much self-regard to wonder what makes a thing run, to wonder what those velvet-lined sticks strike against upon violation.

      You do not know about velvet lined sticks. You do not know they know no touch of flesh upon their ebony, their ivory. You are unaware of a lack of direct pounding upon their leverage, the dearth of tickling or trilling or scaling along their lengths. There is nothing to tell out of that lemon-pinched mouth, nothing to offer or proffer or consider or confide.

     (And if 6 was 9, if truth was marched down roads not yet travelled but claimed, well, the 9 would not panic or solicit approval —it would turn calmly away from itself, again, absorbing the anxious ministrations of the slickly dishonest. And one would sense, in that 9, the silence of a neglect predicated on perceived lack of need, on the loneliness of a wheel so disconnected it can no longer fathom the concept of grease.)

     “Not yet” means never, and can therefore be contained by denial and milked for comfort through Time—that fickle whore running us off the present to catapult us fore or behind but never deeper into the here and now.

     So the day died under hands grasping at the future because it’s easier to lionize what is not now before us than to master what is.

     So I let that day die.

     Then threw what was left of us in behind it.

Formerly known as: Here’s Hoping That My *** Dies Before She Reads This (success), which was formerly known as ‘Wait, This Isn’t Motherfucking Literature’.

Goodbye summer,

You squeamish little cunt.

Fuck your twatish absences,

Your pissant little stunt.


Birds to hurried flight do take,

A dickish move of course–

Those arsehole Aves give not one fuck

If we freeze to death in force.


We thought to pass the season

Playing Goose-Goose-Duck,

But in hurried flight those cunt-tards fled,

So what the actual fuck?


(I hear your earnest protest,

“But ducks do stay the course”,

But I’m in no mood for splitting hairs

So fuck all false remorse.)


And screw your crafty PR moves,

And your blue-hued sunny skies.

I have a cunting bone to pick

With all your cunting lies.


So boo-fucking-hoo dear summer,

You craven, favoured guest,

I can’t pretend that I still miss you—

For I love winter best.


Sometime in August


Writing by hand by the glow of a monitor like it’s Christmas morning—sitting in darkness, shoulders hunched and leaning forward, comforted by the effort to draw heat from a feeble, single light source.

Sweetly, softly stoned, my monitor is my holiday now. That and the music, a beautiful distraction from lumps in throats and hearts in pieces.

One song, one song on rotation, the obsessive’s quest for healing. Continue reading “Sometime in August”

You Can’t Take Me With You When You Go

Earth or fire. The result of time or happenstance.

It does not matter how we die. Or how we’re disposed of.

Not the particulars, anyway.


Natural, unnatural, good, bad, painful, fair, unjust, horrible. No, it does not matter at all.

Our hearts scream out differently; my heart doth protest, and hard. And it protests daily. Continue reading “You Can’t Take Me With You When You Go”

Vipers and Vixens

I do not hate you, though I’m sometimes appalled by the kind of fangs you bring to bear.

But we all have our own bite you know.

You’re building an army of girls; ignorant girls, lost girls, weak girls. Girls who know no better because they have never counted the teeth of a crocodile (directly of course—some of these girls have counted the likenesses embedded in their arms). They are on the right side of that jawline now, and can only tut-tut as the river runs red with their former comrade’s blood. Continue reading “Vipers and Vixens”

Our History is Shit (And Gord Downie is Going to Die)

Looking back is a dangerous thing.

Our history is shit, you know.

Yet I survived it, as have you. Seeing how you’re reading this and all.

My head has remained intact, above my shoulders, despite riding in the back of trucks. Without cabs. Sometimes even with boys. Sometimes even with grown-ass men who tucked suspiciously tinted thermoses of water between their legs; men who never looked back long enough to reckon what us children were doing.

That’s not a brag, just a fact.

I have survived strong licks of sugar salting my tongue, skimmed from the lid of a cake—vanilla probably, but only on the outside, like so many of us back home.

Sarah Lee cake


Mr. Freezies

Dogs licking our faces

Sucking on pennies

Sucking on much, much worse

Unanchored swingsets and waterfalls and white water currents

Batteries on my tongue

Stitches on my tongue

My lip

My chin

The corner of my eye

Packing a bag and running away to the city, any fucking city

I survived without a helmet, tracking device, or cell phone. And later, without a mother too.

Running away to another country when that country had borders as porous as nothing else I am familiar with. Running away to mint julep and crocodiles and a stinking bayou that might have been the death of me.

Might still be.

This was my world, and I learned to navigate it. I cannot tell where home ended and the glamour began.

I still suck the icing off spoons and put wrong things in my mouth.

And it is shit you know, all of it. Because then isn’t now, and now takes precedence over all, just as it always has. Just as it always will.

So why tell you this?

Why bother reminiscing?

Because, the world was my wilderness before it was our prison.

Because the world was my wilderness even as it was being paved over with good-bad ideas and political correctness and helicopter parents and dumb-ass safety warnings too dumb to save the bottom feeders and the headed-for-extinction-anyway…

Is Darwin still relevant or is he too a sinner of a different century, a dinosaur rendered irrelevant and shameful with time?

Fuck you all anyway. I don’t mean YOU personally, I mean the people who shit on Darwin, and Tolkien, and even on poor old Arvo Pärt. I mean the people who shit on running through the forest at night (too dangerous), hitching rides with rednecks to get where you need to go (too dangerous), laughing out loud at something that’s not being transmitted through a cell phone (exceedingly suspect, especially whilst solo.)

Yeah, not everyone survived. But not everyone is surviving now.

There are no good old days, either. Everything costs. Everything. Yesterday cost and tomorrow will cost too. I’m just aware of counting for inflation now.

Maybe it isn’t the criticism that gets to me but the snark. I am guilty, you are guilty, fuck the word guilty. No really, fuck it. Scratch that word from my life because public shaming is the ass-end of the wagging tongue called sanctimony, and right now the only things that is sacred is the ‘authentic self.’

Let’s just hang that one on the cross as well, shall we? Just do away with it all together so we are free if the burden of ranking the lifestyles of others, wholesale.

Let’s just put down our pointers and run through the forest together, at night, and laugh ourselves silly one last time.

Because shit has gotten dark and it’s only getting darker. My hipster neighbours leaned over the fence to discourse on bug-out bags and guns.

That would have been amusing a couple of years ago. Now I just answer their questions.

Fuck this shit. I want to return to the forest, to the rednecks, to mint julep on suspiciously rotting porches, when I could stand by the side of the road, thumb cocked, too young to drive, and get where I needed to go.


And no, not everyone was so lucky—I watch Discovery ID, sure I do. And Lieutenant Kenda is still looking all kinds of fine, IMHO.

I don’t want the world to go backwards; I am sentimental some days, not fucking stupid.

We aren’t going back again because there is no going back again. But sometimes I look out the window of the train we’re all riding and have battle my urge to jump.

And why the FUCK does Gord Downie have to die? Yeah I get it smartasses of the world—we’re all going to die, but maybe not at 52 years of age, and almost certainly not after creating some of the most astonishing music made.

You either get it, or you don’t.

And if you don’t get it, well, my apologies but it’s something that I just can’t fucking explain…